"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
Bloody hell, flawless 😍
Helen Mirren (via notyourlittleslave)
It’s you, your thoughts, and your pillow.
Promises never last, and people always leave.
AlMaha (via vedere-paul)
this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
They say that you should never judge a book by its cover. I say “Let the bodies hit the floor.” I am the guy from Drowning Pool and this is my story.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me