Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
Scarlett Johansson | Vanity Fair
This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.
"I feel very strange about sending people off to do things for me. People say, ‘But it’s my job to make you coffee.’ But I’ve got two hands. I can make my own, just as I don’t need someone to hold an umbrella over me when it’s raining."
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE